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Episcapol High School

School for all the dumb kids who didnt get into sssas or whos parents didnt even want to deal with them so they went to boarding school. Less than a mile from sssas they live in its shadows and are defeated in almost all sports by them and the majority of the other ISL schools. The guys are looked upon with pity for their manly girls with no athletic talent.
episcapol girl: eww look at that skany sssas girl

sssas girl: dont hate me because im beautiful, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am
by Gonzaga Guy October 31, 2004
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Episcapol High School

Spelled "Episcapol" by jealous boys and girls who attend other private schools in northern Virginia/D.C., but spelled "Episcopal" by everyone else with even the slightest intelligence. Founded in 1839 in Alexandria, Virginia, this boarding school affectionately nicknamed "The High School" is the place to send your kids if you are southern, preppy, athletic, and intelligent. It was the first high school founded in the state of Virginia. The school's biggest academic and athletic rival is Woodberry Forest School in Orange, VA but for the past 15 years or so, Episcopal has been raising its standards of excellence thanks to the admission of females. Episcopal graduates usually attend colleges such as UVA, UNC, UGA, Vanderbilt, Davidson, W&L, Princeton, Harvard, Brown, Yale, Sewanee, Wake Forest, and Tulane. EHS has a tradition of excellence both in and outside of the classroom and tends to attract good-looking, athletic, and bright students. Students at Episcopal spend their free time playing lacrosse, roaming around in lilly, rainbows, and croakies, listening to 94.7 (THE ARROW), hanging out around Dal, or eating Maggie Moos at "The Center".
Episcopal girl: "Did you see that freshman in chapel wearing my new Lilly print?"

Episcopal boy: "THE GAME against Woodberry is this Saturday so all y'all need to pack the bowl!"
by granolaprep March 15, 2005
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Episcopal High School

A prestigious boarding school located just outside of Washington D.C. in Alexandria, VA. It’s one of the only boarding schools that is 100% boarding. It’s commonly referred to as EHS, the high school, and the holy hill. At Episcopal, you’ll find girls wearing $600 golden goose sneakers, too many Hermès bracelets to count, $300 cashmere sweaters, Canada goose and moncler jackets, and many more overpriced designer fashion items that could feed villages in Africa. It’s no wonder these kids can afford these luxury goods; after all, their parents are already paying $60,000 a year for their children. For boys, it’s mostly preppy brands that only douches named Brad or Chad would wear. Hookup culture at EHS is pretty big. Hooking up is often referred to as “DL”, but this term is getting to be a little obsolete. EHS also has a pretty big party culture: Kids getting high in their dorm rooms is no rare sighting. Episcopal has cheerleaders that mostly just scream at you and get mad at the freshman for not cheering loud enough. These cheerleaders are typically the most popular seniors. Anyways, GO HIGH SCHOOL & FUCK WOODBERRY
Episcopal High School is the greatest boarding school in the United States
by GoHighSchool August 8, 2019
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Episcopal High School

Episcopal High School is a school where you go if you are either intellegent, athletic, charismatic, musical, artistic, or any that good stuff. It is also known as EHS.

Has great facilities, like a state of the art Science center, a amazing Art center which is full of beutiful paintings and pictures, a Library with incredible ammounts of books and movies to rent. It also has amazing faculty.

Of course, occasionaly loses to Woodberry Forest School in football, but the record is pretty close, around 50/50.
When it comes to most other sports, like wrestling, basketball, and especially soccer, with the EHS soccer team becoming state champions, EHS destroys Woodberry.

EHS is also right next to the major city of Washington DC, instead of being in the middle of nowhere (well, besides next to a farm with sheep- cough Woodberry cough- ) which let's the students able to go to see concerts, museums, plays, shops, and many other things.

EHS also have amazing fine arts and academic departments, with plays and artwork, and projectors all over the school.

As a final point, EHS has girls. Guess who doesn't.
Episcopal High School: Full of awesome people.
by thespeakerofthetruth November 20, 2009
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Episcopal High School

Also known as "The High School". Founded in 1839 in Alexandria, Virginia, this boarding school affectionately nicknamed "The High School" is the place to send your kids if you are southern, preppy, athletic, and intelligent. It was the first high school founded in the state of Virginia. The school's biggest academic and athletic rival is Woodberry Forest School in Orange, VA but for the past 15 years or so, Episcopal has been raising its standards of excellence thanks to the admission of females. Episcopal graduates usually attend colleges such as UVA, UNC, UGA, Vanderbilt, Davidson, W&L, Princeton, Harvard, Brown, Yale, Sewanee, Wake Forest, and Tulane. EHS has a tradition of excellence both in and outside of the classroom and tends to attract good-looking, athletic, and bright students. Students at Episcopal spend their free time playing lacrosse, roaming around in lilly, rainbows, and croakies, listening to 94.7 (THE ARROW), hanging out around Dal, or eating Maggie Moos at "The Center".
Episcopal girl: "Did you see that freshman wearing my new Lilly print today in chapel?"

Episcopal boy: "THE GAME against Woodberry is this Saturday so y'all better pack the bowl!"
by granolaprep March 15, 2005
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Houston, Texas. The high school where all of the rich druggies, the rich stupid people (usually the same people as the rich druggies in the case of EHS as it turns out), and the ridiculously good (possibly juicing) people at sports go
I am a rich stupid druggie and go to Episcopal High School
I am good at sports, so i go to EHS
by octopusconsumer April 13, 2008
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High school in Alexandria, VA where girls get up at 6 AM everyday to straighten their hair, then put on clothing that makes them look like tye-died watermelons or oversized easter eggs. All the guys look exactly the same as well, and after school and on weekends get out their pink polos and skater shoes and go longboarding. Episcopal kids can't play sports, as much as they'd like to think they can.
A few days in the life of Episcopal:
Crisis. A big couple just broke up. All freshman girls can be seen crying to each other's rooms even though none of them actually knew either person in the couple.
Crisis. I lost my small black northface. It must be somewhere on campus.
Crisis. I didn't get the room I wanted next year, my life is therefore over.
Crisis. Even though I don't actually play lacrosse I lost my lax stick. Lax is life.
Crisis. The OC didn't come on this week.
by Rob Hershey June 30, 2005
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