Epic Failure 

The point where you can't do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.

If you score lower on a test than a class of retarded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.

Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.

Epic Failure by Nick Callies April 29, 2008

Epic Failure 

1.When someone completely fails at life.

2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.

Any one of these will make you an Epic Failure.

1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.

2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.

3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.

4.Failure to commit suicide.

5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.

note: I actualy know someone that did #5

Epic Failure by Allrize April 29, 2008

epic failure 

2007-2008 Patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl...the only game that matters. Choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. Giants won 17-14 in Super Bowl XLII

Person one:Man did you see the epic failure by the pats.
Person two: Yeah they choked miserably and didn't go undefeated

epic failure by veritas347 February 7, 2008

epic failure 

a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.

"You just misspelled your name... epic failure."

epic failure by LindsayLouFool December 21, 2008

EPIC FAILURE 

When one severely screws up a good thing in an effort to look cool. In essence making an ass out of one's self.

The recent change to the look and operational ease of the website FACEBOOK was an "EPIC FAILURE" by the NOOB responsible.

EPIC FAILURE by Chaynzaw March 19, 2009

Epic Failure 

1.No matter How hard you try, you Always do it wrong. 2. You suck at everything you do

"Hey can you hand me that glass?"
"Uhh,Sure"
*Glass falls*
"Epic Failure."

Epic Failure by Mr.BallJangles October 20, 2008

epic failure 

a failure so incredibly unbelievable it will go down in fail history right next to the Chia Pet and Pet Rock.

"Hey, what's 2 + 2?"
"5"
"Epic failure."

epic failure by LindsayLouFool December 18, 2008