Epheplump

A guy who used to be cool but then got fat and shaved his head.

Simon has turned into such an epheplump these days.

by ihatefats May 16, 2011

Epheplump

A guy who used to be cute and popular then got fat and shaved his head.

Have you seen Jake recently? Yeah, he's such an epheplump these days...

by the epheplump May 4, 2011

Ephalumpus

a: Description of a tree that is leaning.

n: Someone who is very over protective and paranoid about their materialistic items.

a: I think you should try climbing this tree. you won't hurt yourself if you fall since it's ephalumpus.

n: The boy was very ephalumpus, considering he won't let me touch his new computer without worrying about it breaking.

by mistermacbook April 12, 2010