Enslaved Rat 

Enslaved rat, or more commonly known Enslaved skid was once a free and adventurous rat in the vast world of RuneScape. After years of skiddery Icypolarbear mercilessly stripped him of his Hardcore Ironman status, leaving him enslaved under Icypolarbear's command. From that moment on, the rat's fate became intertwined with his new master's whims. Rat was known for his peculiar preferences, one being his fondness for Thai ladyboys, a fact that both bewildered and fascinated the rat. This enslaved creature, formerly proud and independent, had now become the doormat of Icypolarbear. Trapped within his master's house, the rat's life became consumed by the endless hours spent playing RuneScape, surpassing any time he had ever spent outside. In the quiet moments when sleep eluded him, he dreamt of a different life, one where he had escaped the clutches of his master and found solace in massaging the weary glutes of revered clan chat veterans, seeking respite from his long and monotonous days.

I wish I was a cc vet = Enslaved Rat

Enslaved Rat by Sparc Mac Community July 18, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016