Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake

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A shake for your muscles.
This shake contains: whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, one sleeve of Oreo cookies, 12 assorted munchkins, a scope of ice cream, quarter-pint of Franzia, a shot of bourbon, Cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs, and a hand-full of Cheerios.

Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake

Interviewer: It all fit in there, huh?

Dom: Uh yes, It's very dense with muscle nutrients.

Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake by E The Sex Cat May 7, 2011

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Loose Pussy Energy / Slack Pussy Energy

Any 5/10 woman with a misplaced and unattractive aura of obnoxious, totally unfounded self-confidence who demands any man is a 10/10, earning 200k+ a year & provides for their every want and need. In return, they deliver nothing but resentment, cattyness & disloyalty as they attempt to monkey-branch to the next man. These women typically obsess over hair, make-up, mindless celebrity gossip & haven't read a book in their life. Other traits include backstabbing, jealousy & a self-seated need to cheat & remain disloyal however well they are treated, whilst choosing to sleep around with the "bad-boys". The definition stems from the fact that these girls typically have been very "well-travelled".

"Bro I think Charlotte is cheating on Matt.."

"Yeah, I always though she was suspect. I saw her at the bar flirting with everyone, she's anyone's! Got that real Loose Pussy Energy / Slack Pussy Energy G!"

Loose Pussy Energy / Slack Pussy Energy by Rolo#Tomassi January 17, 2023

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energy saver

One who never exerts effort on anything unless absolutely necessary.

He only does it when he has to. He's such an energy saver.

energy saver by Whoneedsapseudonym September 7, 2016

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Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE)

A man displaying negative characteristics, such as jealousy, that suggests he has a tiny penis, like that of a squirrel.

Opposite of 'Big Dick Energy'

He was all up in my DMs annoyed that I have a new bf, saying he would be better for me.
Yeah, that's some real Squirrel Dick Energy right there.

Former US president Donald Trump was displaying Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) in his latest online rant.

Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) by ChrisColeXXX April 10, 2021

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energy shift

A sudden shit in the mood or aura of of any conversation ( this can be through text, call, and in person)

I could feel the energy shift between us last night hes definitely up to something.

energy shift by Omni.stu December 17, 2018

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energy suck

A person who sucks the energy out of your life or conversation; similar to how appliances suck energy even when they're turned off.

Also: vampire suck.

Sara was such an energy suck because she was always creating so much drama.

energy suck by Blondie2282 January 13, 2011

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energy sword

The ultimate weapon in Halo 2.

Look behind you!

If you're playing slayer on lockout and I got the sword, run away, hide, or form an alliance with the other dudes, cause once you see me I'll be in mid air already.

...Watch your radar...

energy sword by Behind You November 29, 2004

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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