Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake 

A shake for your muscles.
This shake contains: whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, one sleeve of Oreo cookies, 12 assorted munchkins, a scope of ice cream, quarter-pint of Franzia, a shot of bourbon, Cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs, and a hand-full of Cheerios.

Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake

Interviewer: It all fit in there, huh?

Dom: Uh yes, It's very dense with muscle nutrients.

Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake by E The Sex Cat May 7, 2011

It’s giving small dick energy

Hahah how ? From men with big dicks ? It’s giving small dick energy!! Wahwahwah cry me a fucking river. Have a good day

It’s giving small dick energy . Bebe ?

It’s giving small dick energy by Pretty&petite May 13, 2026

Loose Pussy Energy / Slack Pussy Energy 

Any 5/10 woman with a misplaced and unattractive aura of obnoxious, totally unfounded self-confidence who demands any man is a 10/10, earning 200k+ a year & provides for their every want and need. In return, they deliver nothing but resentment, cattyness & disloyalty as they attempt to monkey-branch to the next man. These women typically obsess over hair, make-up, mindless celebrity gossip & haven't read a book in their life. Other traits include backstabbing, jealousy & a self-seated need to cheat & remain disloyal however well they are treated, whilst choosing to sleep around with the "bad-boys". The definition stems from the fact that these girls typically have been very "well-travelled".

"Bro I think Charlotte is cheating on Matt.."

"Yeah, I always though she was suspect. I saw her at the bar flirting with everyone, she's anyone's! Got that real Loose Pussy Energy / Slack Pussy Energy G!"

Loose Pussy Energy / Slack Pussy Energy by Rolo#Tomassi January 17, 2023

energy saver 

One who never exerts effort on anything unless absolutely necessary.

He only does it when he has to. He's such an energy saver.

energy saver by Whoneedsapseudonym September 7, 2016

Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) 

A man displaying negative characteristics, such as jealousy, that suggests he has a tiny penis, like that of a squirrel.

Opposite of 'Big Dick Energy'

He was all up in my DMs annoyed that I have a new bf, saying he would be better for me.
Yeah, that's some real Squirrel Dick Energy right there.

Former US president Donald Trump was displaying Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) in his latest online rant.

Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) by ChrisColeXXX April 10, 2021

energy shift 

A sudden shit in the mood or aura of of any conversation ( this can be through text, call, and in person)

I could feel the energy shift between us last night hes definitely up to something.

energy shift by Omni.stu December 17, 2018

energy suck 

A person who sucks the energy out of your life or conversation; similar to how appliances suck energy even when they're turned off.

Also: vampire suck.

Sara was such an energy suck because she was always creating so much drama.

energy suck by Blondie2282 January 13, 2011