Endle is the most genuine kind-hearted person you will ever meet. You can tell him anything and they'll do their best to support you. If you lose an Endle as a friend, you have made a major loss
the term to describes when someone gets fired/released from a company. most notably a term in pro wrestling when a person gets released from the company. the term comes from the typical press release that WWE puts out every time they announce a wrestler getting release from the company, and they post "wish with him/her well in there Future Endeavors
man, that guy just got Future Endeavored today, hope he doesn't go nuts over it.
The ultimate troll by Japanese company Kadokawa, after a series of bad marketing, delays and misinformation related to the second Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya season, which culminated in the "Nice Boat" incident earlier this year.
They're finally giving fans the second season of Haruhi, but here's the kicker: you have to watch the same episode over and over!
"We've done great so far, but how can we fuck with our fanbase even more?"
"I know just the thing... *Cackles maniacally*"
The epic ending song of the album "Twilight of the Thunder God" by Amon Amarth. It's about a man who's been away from his homeland and how he dies on his journey back. It is a compilation of brutality, sorrow and pure metal, showing how melodic a metal song can exactly get.
You'll be crying hard, following the verse "Father, I'll die alone." alongside goosebumps.
By the second half of the song, you'll feel goosebumps (especially at the part where it says "Father, I'll die alone.").
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."