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Enchantment Table 

1. A block in Minecraft where you can enchant sum shit

2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.

3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.
1. Someone: Whoa, I found fortune III on my Enchantment Table! Ill!

2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.

3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.
Words you can keep

enchantment table 

An unknown language spoken by an individual. Usually gibberish.
Hey man did you hear Playboi Carti rap on that new song?”
“Yeah I did but I couldn’t understand him tho he was speaking Enchantment Table

Enchantment Table 

Used when someone starts talking in a language no one really cares enough to learn (arabic, filipino, or whatever)
Kinda racist tho
Some guy: nagsasalita ka ba ng pilipino?

Some other guy: Sorry bro, I don't speak enchantment table

Pewds: That's racist
Enchantment Table by DeliCiel January 31, 2021

Enchantment Table 

Charlie: yo did you hear that one kid?
Brent: yea he was speaking enchantment table. he must be a god or something!
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