An attention EMP is a comment lobbed into a discussion that has the effect of distracting all participants of the discussion badly.
Man, Jeremy threw and attention EMP in on that meeting that was so bad we had to take a 10 minute biobreak.
by Phorkus October 19, 2016
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The Act of hitting someone over the head before proceeding to Administrate a Russian flashbang (cumming in someones eyes and clapping someones ears to create the effect of a flashbang).
Person 1: You look happy, how come?

Person 2: My girlfriend let me give her a Russian EMP last night
by M-Y-Dixie Normous October 9, 2021
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Entirely mini person
GOD HE IS BAGNGING ME
he must be an emp
by November 22, 2021
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"eat my pussy" girls can say this when turn on or how boys said smd
amy:(daddy ahh emp)

skylah:(emp bitch tf)
by haylee,amy,and skylah December 15, 2020
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