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emo tear 

A black tear drop drawn under the eye by an emo poser. Usually drawn by girls named tiffany who are seeking attention.
Wow, look at her emo tear, it's so smudged and ugly.
emo tear by runner. March 19, 2007
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Emo tear 

1. What other emos say to each other when joking around.
2. What preps cackle in the hallway to other emos.
3. What melodramatic fake 'emos' scream when trying to act cool.
1. Oh my god you hurt my feelings, bitch! Emo tear!
2. Yeah, shut up, ha ha EMO TEAR!
3. God! You fucks! EMO TEAR!!!!
Emo tear by Gwen Fawkes August 30, 2006

emo tearz 

pronounced "ee-mo teerzz"

not to be confused with emo tears, which is pronounced "ee-mo teerss".

1. a sarcastic phrase used when responding to an emo kid's emoans when he/she is having an emoment.

2. a phrase an emo kid may use when responding to another emo kid's emoans. if an emo kid uses this phrase, chances are, he/she is being genuine.
*Emo Kid 1 is in the corner of the cafeteria, crying*
Normal Kid 1: What's wrong with that emo kid?
Normal Kid 2: Spilled his milk.
Normal Kid 1: Spilt milk, huh? Emo tearz.

Emo Kid 1: ...and I bleed to show the world the depth of my sadness, but alas, my blood runs unheeded.*cries*
Emo Kid 2: *sniffle* You've got me feeling emo-tions!*sniffles, then cries* OH, EMO TEARZ!!!!
emo tearz by wtfcarlito July 16, 2008

Emo Tears 

Used to mockingly express sympathy for another individual.
Aww, isn't that sad? I'm crying big emo tears for you.
Emo Tears by No Dutch November 24, 2003
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Respectfully 

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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