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Emo Swoop 

The hairstyle of an emo kid, in which the majority of the hair is parted off to the side, covering the face.
Usually dyed an assortment of colors, but most often black.
They also tend to be greasy, and pushed back a lot. But the emo swoop always falls back into place.
Real emo kids have emo swoops.
Emo Swoop by xemostarx May 16, 2006
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emo swoop 

Worst and most trendy haircut ever.
Hair hangs down and usually to the side, covering either one eye or most of the face.
Person1: I am so sick of seeing all these emo kids with their emo swoops, they all look the same despite their efforts to be different.

Person2: Whatever, the less of their faces you can see the better!
emo swoop by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

the emo swoop 

the fucking faggot who keeps posting pictures of his emo ass on here and refers to himself as "hot" is a fucking cock tard. when you can't tell by looking at a picture if somebody is a guy or a girl, you know your life is fucking worthless. kill yourself and your "emo swoop."
this just in: the "emo swoop'ster" on urban dictionary is a fucking wanker who will eventually come out of this stage in 2-3 years and realize how fucking stupid he was during that time.
the emo swoop by john March 14, 2005

the emo swoop 

The hairdo of someone who likes to suck penises.

See the image above.
After I blew Richard last night, I got his man paste stuck in my emo swoop.
the emo swoop by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005

the emo swoop 

"that dood's face is trollish!"

"yeah, thank god he has the emo swoop"
the emo swoop by Kossuth April 17, 2007

the emo swoop 

The act of reaching into the toilet for a shit snack.
The survivors of the crash in the Andes mountains were forced to feast on human remains. Too bad they hadn't discovered the emo swoop.
the emo swoop by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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