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emily prentiss 

emily prentiss is a raging lesbian with a cat named sergio. she has a crush on her coworker, jennifer jareau. she is so incredibly hot id lay down my life for her. i love you, emily prentiss. she is an amazing profiler and is such a girl boss. (girl boss used ironically) (i hope you’re reading this in the fast voice the people do at the end of the commercials) (emily prentiss with black hair, jennifer with blonde).
emily prentiss is so badass sheeeeeeshh *lip bite*.

literally step on me, emily prentiss.

emily prentiss is such a good profiler!
emily prentiss by bpycc_bri April 8, 2021

Emily Prentiss 

Hey did you see Emily Prentiss in the new Criminal Minds episode?
Emily Prentiss by prvtiss January 10, 2021

Emily Prentiss 

The Bau chief from criminal minds and is
also a hot closeted lesbian, who is in love
with JJ and has everyone down on their
Knees
“Do you know who Emily prentiss is?”

isn’t she that women who is in love with JJ and looks sexy in red”

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016