A poking device used in Yugoslavian terriroties back in the 1400's.
"Poketh me not with thee emil, Ishmail!"
by Hrand Kerry October 8, 2005
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A kid that does good in school and tries his best but when he gets upset he is very strong and fast but can give up very fast! Fast learner and good worker. Overall good and sexy person that girls love!
-Oh My God! I yesterday I saw Emil and he looked SO HOT!
-I heard he is smart too!

-Emil is SO SEXY
-Yes I know right!
by Totally true documentarry November 5, 2018
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A guy who blows 8 grand on a night at a strip club with two Eastern European strippers, and still goes home alone. A man with a blind ignorance to his enormous powers over the fairer sex.
I did an Emil last night and woke up this morning with an empty bank account and a vague recollection of learning rudimentary Russian.
by The brak daddy March 13, 2015
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Emil is a guy who is caring and an absolute pleasure to be friends with. He is super talented and others are often jealous of his creative skills. He has a very sarcastic character and never fails to make others laugh. Emil is the type of person who gives who loves and shares. He has a big heart and also is a gentleman. He is very attractive and a keeper. He is the joker in a room and make your day better after having a conversation with him.
Emil is an incredibly handsome being super funny.
by shaz_4358 November 25, 2021
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Emil’s are just perfect, EVERYONE LOVES HIM.
by WRDJ May 29, 2020
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HUGE PENIS 13 INCHES AT LEAST. never danish, has a juicy ass, 7ft 4inches tall.
DAMN BOY THATS ONE THICC ASS, absolutely an Emil.
by Sexy Big Dong Man September 13, 2021
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