Emersonitis 

Using physiological analysis in sentences at random times because of talking about topics previously in Dr.Emersons Psychology class.

His emersonitis is making him smarter than the average person out of nowhere.

Emersonitis by Cxbaby_14 December 12, 2021

eppersonitis 

a very vile disease that causes the host to become very anal and trecherous to those around them. also known to cause retardation. such cases have been documented where a host has screwed over subordnants in the workplace to further their own career.

Damn....I think Tom has got Eppersonitis.

eppersonitis by HAMMERMEETFACE October 17, 2008

Egertonitis

A crippling disease that affects Egerton Arms A players both mentally and physically. When a player sees the finishing line, he farts so much so that he follows through. Sufferers shake like shitting dogs before ultimately missing a finish that a blind man on a galloping horse would get.

Fuck me what a bottle job, he must have Egertonitis!

Egertonitis by Unluckkyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2024