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eppersonitis 

a very vile disease that causes the host to become very anal and trecherous to those around them. also known to cause retardation. such cases have been documented where a host has screwed over subordnants in the workplace to further their own career.
Damn....I think Tom has got Eppersonitis.
eppersonitis by HAMMERMEETFACE October 17, 2008

Egertonitis

A crippling disease that affects Egerton Arms A players both mentally and physically. When a player sees the finishing line, he farts so much so that he follows through. Sufferers shake like shitting dogs before ultimately missing a finish that a blind man on a galloping horse would get.
Fuck me what a bottle job, he must have Egertonitis!
Egertonitis by Unluckkyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2024
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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