A condition that certain clients will have, causing them to
occasionally disregard their manners when contacting a sex worker in an attempt to schedule a booking. Individuals having a dick
emergency will often not pay proper attention to screening
instructions, will attempt to schedule same-day even if policies state that's not offered, and will sometimes even lose grasp of basic grammar.
ring ring
sex worker: "Hello?"
client: "What are your rates?!?"
sex worker: "WOW. OK, let's start with your name first?"
client: "I'm Chad... can you accept me for a booking this
afternoon?!?"
sex worker: "OK, I can see that someone is having a dick
emergency today... but let's not totally forget our manners, shall we?"
client: "Sorry, yes. So may I please inquire as to your rates?"
sex worker: "They're pretty clearly stated on my web site."
client: "Where is that?"
sex worker: "You managed to find my contact info online... I'm confident that you can find this
information, as well. Along with my screening process. Thank you."
click
