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Ellie Muir 

If you have the chance to encounter Ellie Muir, be afraid but also excited. Things with ellie go from 0-60 really quick, but it's so much fun when it happens. You can only hope ellie chooses to bring you along for the crackhead life she lives. Most of the craziness isn't her fault, she just attracts it.
Person #1: Dude, Ellie Muir just went off on that person, it was wild.
Person#2: Yeah but then she apologized and did mo**y with the principal!
Person #1: I'm afraid, but excited!
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Ellie Muir 

Known for selling crack (occasional heroin). 10/10 definitely would fuck your mom (probably already has). Extremely self destructive but in the best way possible. Aside from that she's actually really sweet and likes to have a good time.
Person #1: Wanna go party?
Person #2: Only if Ellie Muir is there!!!
Person #1: Oh God, she fucked my mom last night.
Ellie Muir by honestbimbo May 17, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016