A lady who makes music by taking a shit a bunch of times in a rhythmic pattern while singing in strong arousing notes.

The sound of her rhythmically pooping mimics the drumbeat heard in Jizz music, making it the most pleasing beat you’ve ever heard.

Ella Shitzgerald was known as the queen of jizz.
Ben: I just heard the most amazing song in the world.
Gregory: Yeah, by Ella Shitzgerald.
Ben: Wow, is she still alive.
Gregory: No, she’s dead.
Ben: That’s sad.
Gregory: I know, R.I.P.
Ben: she’s at the perfect place making music.
by gregben January 1, 2022
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