Elizabeth Seong 

A word used for the pretty girl that can be pretty damn confusing.

1) If you see this right now, know that I love you.

2) If you still see this, know that I didn’t mean it as a friend.

3) If you’re still reading, know that you’re a fucking idiot for not realizing earlier-

But fr tho so many boys catch on to my crushes on them, but it’s been over a year since I started hinting to you. I FREAKING LIKE YOU. Okie?

P.S. pls do not think bad of me, just because it may seem that I got a crush on the first person I talked to. I’ve never been this sure about anything before, nothing compared to the clarity I have gotten from admitting my feelings for you.

Elizabeth Seong is so nice to me, I wish I could date her.

The shy girl seems nice, but she’s dirty-minded. That’s Elizabeth Seong for ya.

I feel bad for crushing on her but I can’t help it; she’s not dumb, but she’ll never know what I mean.

Elizabeth Seong by p3tty_b!tch May 31, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012