Definitions by tomatosauce3

elizabeth's dick

the biggest shlong known to mankind. absolutely huge and will peg you

Carl: Hey Dave! Did you hear about elizabeth's dick?
Dave: Yeah I didn't just hear about it I felt it...
*Dave limps away*

elizabeth's dick by tomatosauce3 December 3, 2020

december 1 

give a girl ur fat juicy cock because she desperately needs it day

it’s december 1 now i get my uncles fat juicy scrumptious cock

december 1 by tomatosauce3 November 12, 2020

Big Dick 

You don't have this

John: I have a big dick
Sara: shut the fuck up you stupid ass motherfucking bitch you're a slut with a shrimp ass dick
Sara: I have the biggest dick though

Big Dick by tomatosauce3 November 12, 2020

december 12 

National give your crush your hoodie day

Lisa: hey david! do you want my hoodie? it’s december 12!
David: yeah sure!

december 12 by tomatosauce3 November 10, 2020