by eliseweiner334 August 3, 2023
A skanky stanky ho who gets dicked by any guy who looks at her. Loves having both holes filled to the brim with spunk.
by Lord_Twat August 19, 2011
Maria Elise is «that girl» everyone is talking about. She always does something crazy and create adventures of everything. If you have a boyfriend, watch out. Maria Elise can make your boy love her in less than a day. She is dangerously beautyful and she has a snakk circle. Watch out!
by Mr Elise March 25, 2018
Elise is a girl who is extremely beautiful and could be desribed as above average or even abnormally attractive. Anyways she goes to Monte Vista and is sometimes referred to as a love godess of seduction.
Dude: WOW aren't we lookin Elise Running today.
Girl: Ya I know... it cost me a fortune. I don't know how she does it.
Dude: Well whatever it is I like it!
Girl: Fuckin Right Doggy.
Girl: Ya I know... it cost me a fortune. I don't know how she does it.
Dude: Well whatever it is I like it!
Girl: Fuckin Right Doggy.
by Stallion March 7, 2005
Usually found in scummy bars slutting drinks of strangers. Often confuses itself with royalty due to inappropriate dreams of not having to work or pay for anything. Shes got a cracking dick though.
Guy:Omg have you seen that girl, shes doing an elise parkes - shes practically dry humping that poor fat man.
Other guy: sweet il get my binoculars.
Other guy: sweet il get my binoculars.
by gangstabetripping February 28, 2013
one with the most beautiful anus(this involves bleaching, waxing, the scent of new cds, and most importantly sparkles)
wife of second jesus known only as sir ansu of asse.
wife of second jesus known only as sir ansu of asse.
by jesus number two February 11, 2007
Elise Johanson es thy coolest kiddie in thy world! she shall take a sh*t(hardy har har im in school...no cursing!) on someones chest!! i love that grl shes a beastt yaya elmer all thy way!
by Studd (haha) April 5, 2005