elise johanson 

elise is so fucking hot

"omfg who is that hottie over thur?!"
"o, thats elise johanson"

elise johanson by ........... April 24, 2005

Elise Johanson 

Elise Johanson es thy coolest kiddie in thy world! she shall take a sh*t(hardy har har im in school...no cursing!) on someones chest!! i love that grl shes a beastt yaya elmer all thy way!

Elise-"I'm going to take a sh*t on someones chest."
Me- "Have fun, and remember follow your heart!"

Elise Johanson by Studd (haha) April 5, 2005

elise johanson 

Coolest, hottest girl alive...plus quite good at h/u

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmmmmm ummmm

elise johanson by .......iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllyyy May 8, 2005

elise johanson 

elise...wat can i say bout this hot chik? she is off thy hiz my niz...YA!! she shall lay a shit on someones chest if they wanted, bc thats the kind of person she is!! wahooo elmer fudd= my life yo she likes guys who have diks growing out of their asses!hhaha il her!

me- "Hey elise, follow your heart and take a shit on someones chest!!"
elise- "shall do!!!"

elise johanson by stud yup thats me April 25, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019