Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer is the new leader of New York State. Defeated John Faso with 69% of the vote in 2006.

Eliot Spitzer became governor of New York very easily.

Eliot Spitzer by Alexander "Sasha" Ivanoff May 22, 2007

Elliot Spitzer 

1) The money shot of self-ruination.
2) A mixture of stroked Guvner's juice and chilled soda.

1) Jeffrey brought his coworker Ashley home during their lunch hour, but finished with an Elliot Spitzer and a nap. His wife Sally came home and gave him only enough time to grab his shaving kit and box of porn.

2) Seacrest tallied up the votes, and declared Elliot Spitzer delicious!

Elliot Spitzer by wisk March 13, 2008

Elliot Spitzer 

Former attorney general of New York State known for being tough on criminal activities on wall-street, prostitution rings and other corrupt activities. Elected as governor of New York in 2006 by a wide margin. Unfortunetely got involved in solicitation of prostitution and resigned as governor after serving only 16 months of his term. Seen as a huge hypocrite by many.

See hypocrite: People included: Jimmy Swaggart, Rush Limbaugh, PETA, Mark Foley, Bill Bennett, Michael Moore, Ralph Nader,Elliot Spitzer.

Elliot Spitzer by Ryan F.... March 12, 2008

Elliot Spitzer stroll 

( referencing an ex-New York State politician Elliot Spitzer):

a) for modern male idiotagers/young men- an offensive term for skipping school, instead going to a massage/sex parlor to get your carnal needs taken care of

b) for a married male to skip out on wife/family responsibilities in order to go visit their mistress/fwb

son: is me cheating on my girlfriendfa with her best female friend while my girl is on vacation with her family, is that considered an Elliot Spitzer stroll, definition b)?

father: I can't help you, since even I don't know how to answer your question. Well it's probably not definition a)since youre not married, but it may not be definition b)

Elliot Spitzer stroll by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019