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The sexiest family you will ever meet. He is funny, wealthy, and one hell of a guy. Don't underestimate the power of them.
That is an Eliasson for sure.
Eliasson by DarthQuantum January 25, 2017
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A loyal, trustworthy guy who will keep all your secrets. He's typically a drug addict, but he's still very very very attractive. He's the life of the party and has tons of friends. He is kind of dumb, but he'll always have your back and he's definitely the person to cry to. He honestly is just hot af even though he's under the influence majority of the time. He's probably also good in bed. ;)
Eliason is a great friend.
Eliason by balicaliaf November 20, 2020
A loyal, trustworthy guy who will keep all your secrets. He's typically a drug addict, but he's still very very very attractive. He's the life of the party and has tons of friends. He is kind of dumb, but he'll always have your back and he's definitely the person to cry to. He honestly is just hot af even though he's under the influence majority of the time. He's probably also good in bed. ;)
Eliason is a great friend.
eliason by balicaliaf November 20, 2020
A loyal, trustworthy guy. Typically a drug addict, but still very very very attractive. Can be kind of stupid at times and make dumb decisions, but he's the life of the party. He's the best friend you could ever have and he'll always have your back. He's super funny and has very good pick up lines. Even though he's hot af he's still under the influence majority of the time. He's also probably good in bed. ;)
You: Hey Eliason, what are your plans for the weekend?
Eliason: I'll probably just hangout and smoke. Ya know the usual. Maybe do some coke.
eliason by balicaliaf November 20, 2020

Mister Eliason 

Leader and mentor of Muntology 101. Professional munter and goonologist known for his extreme skill in jelcing and gooning. He was an OG leader of the Munt Clan. known for his jelking he is also a superb fluffer who pulls and impregnants latinas like no other. The words he uses to pull these woman-Amo mi cama, pero prefiero estar en la tuya. – (I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.) A mentor being compared to genghis kan and johnny sins.
Oh yeah, that Mister Eliason, what a sigma.

The Old Eliassen 

When a young weeb decides to stick his penis inside the old Eliassen's earhole.

First appeared in Norwegian school Sandvika High School where a man decided he wanted to fuck the teacher.
Finna do the old Eliassen on that hoe
The Old Eliassen by Finnapullupskrt February 14, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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