Eight Life Crisis 

Where individuals aged 10-17 have a "life crisis" only, not.
Usually take up smoking,drugs,drinking, self-injury or become bisexual.

Billy: "My world is falling apart"

Eight Life Crisis by Kimmy Booth August 8, 2005

One Eight Life Crisis 

You are considered to have a "One Eight Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 10 and 20

"I'm having a Nervous Breakdown"
"But you're only in high-school!"

One Eight Life Crisis by Mandielanious May 12, 2004

Eighth-Life Crisis

A variation of half-life and quarter-life crises, due to copious amounts of stress and high school struggles, you are subjected to questions such as "Why am I trying?", "What's the point of going to a good college?" "what will happen if I bomb my AP and SAT exams?"

Person 1: I just failed my calculus exam, so my grade dropped to a C, what is life.
Person 2: Someone's having an eighth-life crisis

Eighth-Life Crisis by betaji123 May 13, 2016