Loose fitting men's slacks or jeans with an elasticized waistband (marketed with different combinations of "comfort," "flex," and "stretch"). The pants you wear when you're in denial.
Middle-aged guy #1: Huh, I must've Iost weight without even trying - these jeans are 38x30 and they fit great!
Middle-aged guy #2: Egyptian waders ftw!
Middle-aged guy #2: Egyptian waders ftw!
by MakingStuffUp November 21, 2025
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