Eggstin

It's a justin bieber fase where he doesn't go to jail and do shit. Some people think it's his 'boring fase'.

I didn't like bizzle. Eggstin is better.

by Glaceers June 27, 2017

eggstentions

When you go to IHOP to get your hair done.

"What kind of hair do you get at IHOP?" "Eggstentions"

by Timothy baker August 13, 2017

eggstistentialist

A foolish person, usually small in the genitalia area.

Marc claimed to be an eggstistentialist, however, his co-workers knew he had a penis resembling that of a shriveled bratwurst.

by Marc Armbuster. April 28, 2003

eggstench

when you haven't showered for 5 days and you peel back your foreskin

"dude my mum has eggstench"

by bofadeezcruztynutz May 27, 2018

Eggstitential

Something that is so profound that it really just comes out like scrambled eggs.

"Jon just said somthing profound."

"Really, I thought it was more eggstitential."

by TKO Swenson April 7, 2010

Eggstential Crisis

A loss of the eggs existential state. Usually found on Easter. Also every other day.

I feel especially sorry for the Eggstential Crisis that is so demeaning to each and every egg! It’s bad enough to hunt them; but why must they be dying from dye and trampled by people who cage them in baskets!!!

by Major T. April 17, 2019

eggting

Eggting: you mispronounced getting very badly

“Man I keep eggting, I mean getting flies,”

by antisocialbred August 30, 2021