When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.
by Jj9356 May 12, 2015
Get the Eggs for breakfastmug. When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"
My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.
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by greenradioactive March 02, 2009
Get the Two-Egg Breakfastmug. When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).
by Eric Dick January 02, 2008
Get the sausage and eggs breakfastmug. by Single handed sailor April 19, 2010
Get the Scotch egg breakfastmug. While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.
by FullMetalBalrog March 10, 2021
Get the Two Sausage Egg Breakfastmug. shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021
Get the shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )mug. missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021
Get the missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfastmug.