egg on my face 

Used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish.

Person 1: Hey, aren't you that guy from that film?
Person 2: No. And I'm a woman, you idiot.
Person 3: Oops. Egg on my face.

egg on my face by JCW2001 March 18, 2011

Egg on my face 

A reason to stare someone down, because it's unusual and possibly embarrassing for them, you stare at them in such a way, wondering if they really do have egg on their face.

What are you looking at?? Do I have egg on my face???

Egg on my face by Age 9 Less February 5, 2017

Egg on my Face 

Originally used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish. Now more literally used to describe a poor clean up job after jerking off or getting a blow job, where "egg" is visible in an obvious place like the jeans, shirt or face. Which can cause embarrassment.

I went home for a nooner and spent the rest of the day without realizing I had egg on my face.

My girlfriend gave me a hummer before we hit the clubs, we thought we did a good clean up job, but when we got under the black lights we realized we both had a little egg on our faces.

Egg on my Face by BSB724 July 24, 2009

Egg on my face 

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.

Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”

Egg on my face by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019