Egg Beater

Egg Beater: A person who is retarded beyond all comprehension that equates to the same value as an inanimate object such as an Egg Beater. For example a retard, idiot, or all round fuck wit.

"look at that fukin egg beater"

"fuck you egg beater"

Egg Beater by aussiemash April 8, 2010

egg beater

A collarless, sleeveless shirt, otherwise known as a "wife beater" which has been worn so long without cleaning that it has become completely yellow from a combination of sweat, spilt beer and smokeless tobacco spittle.

When Cletus saw the film crew from "Cops" he put on his favorite egg beater so as to look good on TV.

egg beater by Rick Santorum November 2, 2006

egg beater

A sexual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. Requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. You put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion - like you are an egg beater. You are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.

Man, I just slept with Kate from Kate Plus 8. I busted out the egg beater on her.

egg beater by mister creepy February 23, 2011

egg beater

When a guy cums in a girls belly button, and the pours flour in it, mixes it, then let's it dry

George really wanted to fill the void in Wendy's stomach. So he made and egg beater to fill her belly button

egg beater by riseofshipley December 12, 2016

Egg Beater

Multiple bean dips done in a consecutive manner at high velocity. One or two hands may be used to accomplish this task.

"Carl bean dipped me 4 times when I my shirt was off!" -Silky Johnson

"Dude that's an egg beater, I'm so sorry" -Phyuk Yu

Egg Beater by Phyuk Yu October 25, 2010

egg beater

A implement used for a horrific level of sodomisation, characteristically used by a person of authority to chastigate someone of poor discipline. Typically electric unless brute force is used

I'm nervous about facing the exclusion board. What if one of them bends me over and fucks me with an egg beater?

egg beater by Jeremy Kindler November 9, 2006

Egg Beater

When a woman has an abundance of cervical mucous, flings it on her husband's face and testicles, and he licks it off.

I am ovulating and want to give you an egg beater!

Egg Beater by The Popesicle February 17, 2008