Eblast

When a man ejaculates a plethora of semen on or inside something or someone.

Yeah, Billy is nasty he eblasted all over that girl's face after the party.

Bro I think I should just eblast all in her .

by Blvckgvd August 17, 2017

Elastic man

A dumb ad that is constantly seen on urban dictionary.

elastic man sucks.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

E-blast

When you push a fart and poop a little but instead of poop it's one of the buttons you were eating off of that keyboard the other day

Oh man I'm just gonna shake that e-blast down the leg of my pants

by OOMJ May 24, 2021

elastic heart

The ability to bounce back from hurt such as heartbreak. It's mentioned in "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" for young love when Tom hurts Becky Thatcher.

I'm broken-hearted but I have an elastic heart… I'll be okay.

by Bek3000 January 11, 2016

elastic save

When one tucks his penis in between his stomach and the elastic waistband of his boxers or whitey tighties in order conceal his hard-on.

Jason and I had to employ the elastic save when that hot bitch got naked.

by Erik & Kyle September 11, 2007

elastic shitposting

A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.

Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.

by Guild the Lily November 8, 2020

Elastics Gymnastics

Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such.

I almost collapsed from exhaustion and dehydration after a grueling session of elastics gymnastics with a pair of tights.

by Fruity Ana March 4, 2009