eat your monkey

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"
Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!
by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003
mugGet the eat your monkeymug.
The French, collectively, as a people.
From the Simpsons, said by groundskeeper willy when substituting for a french class,
Bonjour ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!
by Subeej March 31, 2003
mugGet the cheese eating surrender monkeysmug.
Citizen of the USofA. A septic.
I think maybe we should attack Iran.
You would you burger eating invasion monkey.
by paddy ram rod January 14, 2008
mugGet the burger eating invasion monkeymug.
The French.

Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large
"Bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys."
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003
mugGet the cheese-eating surrender monkeysmug.
In the singular usage it more generally refers to a person holding French citizenship. More specifically, to a Frenchman holding an opinion that is deemed (by the listener) as unsupportive - especially regarding foreign policy or military matters.

It refers to the supposed cultural habits of Frenchmen - cheese eating and surrendering when any slight agressive action is taken towards them or their country. It is considered perjorative in any sense.
No war in Iraq? What are they thinking, those damn Cheese eating surrender monkeys?
by Bob Dobbs April 11, 2003
mugGet the Cheese eating surrender monkeysmug.
Ignoring all the other definitions linking the phrase to the simpsons.

The Phrase was originally used by an American General in WW2 to describe the French and did not magically spring to life during the mid 1990s.

Just to corrent all those who beleive everything they read on the web
"Looks Like We're Gonna Have To Save Those Bloody Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys Again"
by BobTheDog December 25, 2005
mugGet the cheese eating surrender monkeysmug.

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