Eating the cheese

Slang for slurping on a pussy with which the pussy juice and a little fecal matter mix.

Jack: Dude I totally banged this chick last night!
Tarzan: Wow, awesome dude.
Jack: Yea it was pretty intense...I may have been Eating the Cheese a little, though.

by Drimicus August 2, 2008

Eat the cheese

To Masturbate ones genitalia, or (Beat your meat)

Hand me the lotion, I need to eat the cheese.

by 5Mrclutch December 31, 2015

eat cheese and crawl up my ass

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.

Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...

by DrSamba March 27, 2007

EAT MY CHEESE

WHEN YOU DON'T LIKE CHEESE, YOU SAY EAT MY CHEESE.

YO, BOB! EAT MY CHEESE!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE October 4, 2019

cheese eating

cheese eating is to give oral sex with the intention of swallowing the sperm

She's such a cheese eating freak!
Ya' cheese eating dick monkey!

by Tomster1988 July 11, 2006

Cheese Eating

A person who is quite promiscuous and enjoys the act of giving a male a blow job and eating the respective male's "dick Cheese"

John:Did you hear that Paris Hilton was with Fred Durst and Snoop Dogg at the same time.
Andy:That cheese eating slut.

by Drizzle87 September 5, 2008

please dont eat my cheese

an epresion usualy said when someones cheese is being eaten. the epresion could varry however from "i would verry much apreciate it if you did not injest my moldy cow milk." to "put my cheese down before i blow a fucking hole in the side of your head bitch!" the epresion "please dont eat my cheese" could be acompanied with sobbing, angry grunting, or an ocasional wimper.

bob: yum this cheese shur is good! greg: please dont eat my cheese.

by Daniil fortygin 2006 May 8, 2006