Eat my ass

This is a term usually directed at someone you don't like or just don't care for.

Sally: "Fred is so weird"
Henry: "Fred can eat my ass"

by holveck July 12, 2018

Eat my ass

Means anything that you don't really want to do that someone wants you to do.

Hey man, why don't you come to the gym later? And I told him, why don't you eat my ass?

by The real slim shady 907 May 15, 2016

Eat my ass

Shoving your face into one's backside and licking, sucking, or biting down on one's ass/asshole.

Me: Hey Jack, wanna eat my ass? I'm wet right now.
Jack: Hell yeah! How do you want it done? Hard or soft?
Me: I'm feeling hard, I want your tongue all in there.

by idomemesforfun October 29, 2017

Eat my ass

A phrase often used by flat girls when on the losing side of a argument usually resulting in the other person in said argument saying “what ass” by doing that you make them the real booty consumer

+100 Points

Him: Well I’m not the one wh-

Her: Eat my ass

Him: what ass

Her: *visible frustration*

by Ayka January 6, 2020

eat my ass

An insult. Bastardization of 'eat me' and 'kiss my ass'.

I told the fucker to go get a spoon and eat my ass.

by gomer May 6, 2003

eat my ass

1. interjection - used to insult someone. equivalent to fuck off, fuck you, kiss my ass, etc
2. interjection - used to tell someone to rim you, or perform oral sex on your anus hole, also known as anilingus

1. He kept fucking with me so I told him to eat my ass.
2. Hey baby, for something knew, can you eat my ass?

by SanSavior August 7, 2017

eat my ass

a phrase used to literaly mean lick my anus/asshole, usually said during sex to ones sex partner.

come on eat my ass, ya, thats good, eat my asshole!

by khalid June 11, 2004