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Eat bed

When booking a hotel room for yourself, you request two queen sized beds. One for which you eat in, the other is for sleeping. The eat bed is the closest to the door.
I’m snacking in the eat bed, so I don’t get crumbs in my sleep bed.”
by Spirited Chaos April 22, 2023
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i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed
by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009
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eat a bedframe

An insult or form of boasting. Can replace "shut up", "eat shit", "fuck you", "go to hell", and the ever-popular "your mom doesn't love you".
"dude I know for a fact that the Earth is flat"
"geez, eat a bedframe Julian"
by nickowam October 23, 2022
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