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eat babies

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something done when one is bored and doesn't really feel like cooking or any of that shit.
man, got so fried i ate babies.
eat babies by defect December 13, 2004
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eat babies

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To swallow when going down on a guy
Barbra said she's never gonna eat babies again after I called her a cannibal last time.
eat babies by Jew Lightning August 31, 2007
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eat babies

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or to eat one's babies, vb.
To do well, to triumph over someone
to humiliate someone
How'd the debate go?
Oh, man! I ate their babies! They looked so sad.
eat babies by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005
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Eat babies

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The act of eating innocent children. Usually acted upon by kyler
Eat babies, burn babbies.
Eat babies by Simple Equality May 16, 2017
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eat babies

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Smoking marijuana. Used to make parents and teachers think youre a cannibal rather than a stoner.
hey my parents are out of town wanna eat babies at my house?
eat babies by Lord Farquad September 21, 2006
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eat babies

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A multipurpose retort meaning "shut the hell up" or "suck on that".
Made more effective by adding "Bitch".
"Haha your face is too big for your head."
"Eat babies bitch!"
eat babies by Boylio April 11, 2007
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You eat babies! 

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The next internet Meme. Said by John Marston to a sasquatch on undead nightmare, red dead redemption. spread it and let it be known!
Sasquatch: We eat berries, and mushrooms you fool!

John Marston: You eat babies!
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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