Easter bunny

A title given to someone who has stuck a ball of toilet paper slighty up their anus to have what looks like a bunny's tail.
Person 1: Have you got anymore info about that weirdo, Alex?
Person 2: Well, he's an easter bunny.
Person 1: Damn, dude!
Person 1: Damn!
by I dunno & I dun care August 11, 2015
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Easter bunny

Someone who serial bar hops in a single night and are really good at acting not drunk so the bartenders will serve them more.
He was a total Easter bunny he literally blackout in the street next to the Rusty Bird Cage.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018
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A creapy guy in a buny suit who has a fetish for chickens
by Santa May 03, 2004
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Easter bunny

The fat, scroungy-looking, trailer trash white woman who is always on the arm of some Black male.

Rationale: bunny-like (fat and white with pink nose and ears).
All these young Black males seem to want these days is a free ride with an Easter bunny.
by Hidatsa June 08, 2005
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The Easter Bunny, an oviparous rabbit dextrous enough to carry baskets of candy and intelligent enough to arrange said candy in fake grass, as well as launch massive nation-wide marketing campaigns aimed at getting parents to shell out for chocolate bunnies that turn out to be hollow and chocolate eggs stuffed with carcinogenic sludge. Possibly an ancient deity or demi-God, but far more likely the result of government genetic experiments or the demented offspring of a chicken, a rabbit, and a Cadbury company executive.
Person 1:Jesus Christ! Was that even a rabbit?
Person 2: No dude, that was totally the Easter Bunny!
by Scroty McBoogerBalls April 04, 2010
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A large creature from the forest of Babalon, Who sneeks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly. in the morning everyone must try to find them before they hatch and start feeding on the flesh of small children.
The Easter Bunny is coming tonight you know what that means stock up on your weapons!
by Hunter Miller January 27, 2007
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A lagimorph that delivers candy to kids.
I have to admit that I never believed in the Easter Bunny.
by TanooKirby June 05, 2003
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