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East Rowan High School 

East Rowan high school is a school located in Salisbury North Carolina. It is filled with stoners, vape gods, rednecks, sluts, pregnant teens, white kids who act black and little preppy white girls. While better than Jesse C Carson High School it is equally as bad as North Rowan High School. It has asshole teachers who do not teach and unfair school policies as well. ERHS is filled with freshman who break school property, sophomores blamed for freshmans wrong doing, juniors who believe they are adults and seniors who are happy to leave.
Do you go to East Rowan High School?

Yea why?

I am so fucking sorry

Its fine, wanna taco?

Sure

East Rowan High School 

A shitty run down molding school, ran by Mrs. German who doesn’t do anything and looks like Rosie O’Donnell. Smells like shit because everyone vapes in the bathrooms. Worst teacher there is named Mr. Waddell, he doesn’t teach and looks like a bald penguin.
You go to East Rowan High School?
Yeah it’s pretty garbage
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