East Ridge High School is the new school built in Woodbury, MN, that houses all the rich
kids of the already rich city of woodbury, deeming the others to be of the "
ghetto". East Ridge is synonymous with "First World Problems", a place where a bunch of spoiled
rich snobs complain about anything and everything. East Ridge is
home of the raptors, although the logo more resembles a windswept
chicken. East Ridge is infamous for treating its students as though they were either seven years old or in a prison. Any cheers bashing younger grades are banned, as well as any class rivalry. At first it seems strict but students soon realize that no one there gives a fuck about anything.
The sports suck, but posters at rivalry
football games with Woodbury High School boast about the 95 million dollar school and the riches that East Ridge represents. (The only comeback that the students have against schools that are better than them at everything...)
Also all the girls are
orange sluts and the guys are hockey assholes but it still ends up having the highest test scores of the metro area schools.