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Earn Your Stripes 

Commonly referred to as EYS among the A-Town undaground, Earn Your Stripes is a dirty crazy-ass HxC brutal as fuck band from Aurora, Ontario. They fuck shit up every show and venue walls have been broken by their legions of hatexmoshers. Some of the members are metal as fuck and others are just plain dustaz.

EYS is notorious for its hatexcrew, the EYS HATEXCREW, the toughest and only crew in Aurora. The crew consists of the band members and any of their friends who are closely affiliated with the band. The band can be seen roaming A-Town at night with their hats and kix. Usually, there are several members of the crew with them at all times. People usually know enough not to get in their way, but if another crew poses a fight, EYS HATEXCREW deals with it in their usual manner: becoming good friends with them and taking them out for breakfast!
1. Girlfriend: Hey babe, how was the show last night?

Scena Boi: Br00tal. One of the members of the EYS HATEXCREW spin kicked me in the face during the EYS set cuz i was wearing my Nevershoutnever! shirt.

2. Dusta A: Hey man, is that the EYS HATEXCREW in the park over there?

Dusta B: Shit man, yeah it is :O We best be gettin' outta here.

3. EYS HATEXCREW Member: Bro, there's a crew in town this weekend. They look pretty tough. What should we do?

Earn Your Stripes Member: Call Cora's and reserve a table for two.
Earn Your Stripes by xA-MANx November 29, 2009

Earn Your Stripes 

To lick a vagina while the girl is on her period.
Jane: Lick my pussy.

Tom: You're bleeding, I ain't licking that.

Jane: Earn your stripes boy.
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026