EULA roofieing 

the practice of enforcing a legally binding agreement on a customer without explicit informed consent or done so with hopes of the terms being bypassed or neglected (and ultimately unknown), most often enacted by corporations who actively lobby against consumer rights.

examples:
- changing the terms of the agreement at a point in time after the initial exchange
- dark patterns set up to mislead the customer, confuse them, waste their time (stalling) or lie to them
- a forced arbitration clause on page 69 of the end-user license agreement stapled to the inside of the refrigerator packaging cardboard box which the customer will never come in contact with
- charging the customer for services which they have not received, charging hidden fees, or charging cancellation fees
- automatic contract renewal without consent or confirmation
- assume that the customer accepts the new terms if they don't respond immediately respond
- make it extremely difficult or impossible for the customer to disagree, refuse, deny or cancel
- take maximum advantage of the customer as much as allowed by hidden clauses and loopholes in laws and regulation
- sharing private and highly-sensitive personal customer data with "1281 vendors/our advertising partners", or to the general public
- avoiding all liability, responsibility engaging in scapegoating and shameless blame-shifting and steering, even if all these measures have resulted in wrongful death
- Retroactively Amended Purchase Experience

hey everybody! how's it going? hope you're having a lovely day. i'm not. i'm probably not gonna have a lovely day tomorrow, for the next few weeks, and maybe the next few months. today we're going to be talking about another case of eula roofieing.

EULA roofieing by anonymous August 15, 2024

EULA roofieing 

the practice of enforcing a legally binding agreement on a customer without explicit informed consent or done so with hopes of the terms being bypassed or neglected (and ultimately unknown), most often enacted by corporations who actively lobby against consumer rights.

examples:
- changing the terms of the agreement at a point in time after the initial exchange
- dark patterns set up to mislead the customer, confuse them, waste their time (stalling) or lie to them
- a forced arbitration clause on page 69 of the end-user license agreement stapled to the inside of the refrigerator packaging cardboard box which the customer will never come in contact with
- charging the customer for services which they have not received, charging hidden fees, or charging cancellation fees
- automatic contract renewal without consent or confirmation
- assume that the customer accepts the new terms if they don't respond immediately respond
- make it extremely difficult or impossible for the customer to disagree, refuse, deny or cancel
- take maximum advantage of the customer as much as allowed by hidden clauses and loopholes in laws and regulation
- sharing private and highly-sensitive personal customer data with "1281 vendors/our advertising partners", or to the general public
- avoiding all liability, responsibility engaging in scapegoating and shameless blame-shifting and steering, even if all these measures have resulted in wrongful death
- Retroactively Amended Purchase Experience

hey everybody! how's it going? hope you're having a lovely day. i'm not. i'm probably not gonna have a lovely day tomorrow, for the next few weeks, and maybe the next few months. today we're going to be talking about another case of eula roofieing.

EULA roofieing by kuchesezik August 16, 2024

EULA roofieing 

the practice of enforcing a legally binding agreement on a customer without explicit informed consent or done so with hopes of the terms being bypassed or neglected (and ultimately unknown), most often enacted by corporations who actively lobby against consumer rights.

examples:
- changing the terms of the agreement at a point in time after the initial exchange
- dark patterns set up to mislead the customer, confuse them, waste their time (stalling) or lie to them
- a forced arbitration clause on page 69 of the end-user license agreement stapled to the inside of the refrigerator packaging cardboard box which the customer will never come in contact with
- charging the customer for services which they have not received, charging hidden fees, or charging cancellation fees
- automatic contract renewal without consent or confirmation
- assume that the customer accepts the new terms if they don't respond immediately respond
- make it extremely difficult or impossible for the customer to disagree, refuse, deny or cancel
- take maximum advantage of the customer as much as allowed by hidden clauses and loopholes in laws and regulation
- sharing private and highly-sensitive personal customer data with "1281 vendors/our advertising partners", or to the general public
- avoiding all liability, responsibility engaging in scapegoating and shameless blame-shifting and steering, even if all these measures have resulted in wrongful death
- Retroactively Amended Purchase Experience

hey everybody! how's it going? hope you're having a lovely day. i'm not. i'm probably not gonna have a lovely day tomorrow, for the next few weeks, and maybe the next few months. today we're going to be talking about another case of eula roofieing.

EULA roofieing by anonymous August 15, 2024

Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement) 

It's when you have gotten consent from somebody but that consent was not received in the most moral of circumstances or standarts

If I know that somebody doesnt speak english and I put in page 96 of their repair contract, that they signed before they get their iphone fixed, that if they dont certified mail me 16 years from now, that I will get to marry their firstborn daughter and take all their personal property. Thus - Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement)

Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement) by Right To Repair September 20, 2023