English Breakfast

During morning sex, John Stewart stands over a woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling "God Bless America".
"Now hold still, Ann Coulter, because I, John Stewart, am about to drop a loaf on your shriveled up skankboobs for a lovely English Breakfast. Gooood Bless Americaaaaaa!!!"
by NotJohnStewart December 03, 2013
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To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face
Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore
by Dan Rich February 18, 2006
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During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling like a tea pot.
She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an English Breakfast.

"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.

by D. Butter January 26, 2009
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When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them
Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.
by British Gentleman January 22, 2008
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a double dose of aspirin and water
i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast
by tyronedashizzle April 30, 2007
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When a British girl gives you a blowjob --- she sucks your sausage and beans (cock and balls).
"That burd Moira gave me an English breakfast"
"She made you breakfast in bed?"
"No, ya wanker! She sucked my willy!"
by LVW October 06, 2019
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1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods.

2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.
I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 16, 2019
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