Emancipation Proclamation 

The act of breaking up with one's significant other by performing an unwanted Abe Linclon on him/her. It is expected that the recipient will express outrage and a desire to end the relationship at which point the individual performing the Abe Lincoln typically proclaims "You're free to go", thereby emancipating the recipient from the relationship.

Michael - "Dude, did you break up with Tyra last night?"

Jeff - "Yup, I gave that skank the old Emancipation Proclamation!"

Emancipation Proclamation by qqduck January 8, 2008

emancipation proclamation 

By dingo!

<Chef> Haven't you heard of Emancipation Proclamation?
<Sarge> Uh, I don't listen to hip-hop.

emancipation proclamation by Anonymous October 14, 2006

Emancipation Pooplamation 

it is the act of letting out a shit after being constipated

Guy1: I feel so good today.
Guy2: Why is that?
Guy1: I just took a shit after being constipated for a week
Guy2: Emancipation Pooplamation!

Emancipation Pooplamation by Danny.Tran March 6, 2014