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Emancipation Proclamation 

The act of breaking up with one's significant other by performing an unwanted Abe Linclon on him/her. It is expected that the recipient will express outrage and a desire to end the relationship at which point the individual performing the Abe Lincoln typically proclaims "You're free to go", thereby emancipating the recipient from the relationship.
Michael - "Dude, did you break up with Tyra last night?"

Jeff - "Yup, I gave that skank the old Emancipation Proclamation!"
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emancipation proclamation 

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<Chef> Haven't you heard of Emancipation Proclamation?
<Sarge> Uh, I don't listen to hip-hop.

Emancipation Pooplamation 

it is the act of letting out a shit after being constipated
Guy1: I feel so good today.
Guy2: Why is that?
Guy1: I just took a shit after being constipated for a week
Guy2: Emancipation Pooplamation!