E.T.A. 

A estimated time of arrival given for a poo. It must be stated at least half an hour in advance of the time.

"Guys, i'm giving it an E.T.A. of 5.15" or "It's 2.30 now, i'll give it a tentative E.T.A. of 3.30"

E.T.A. by Chambopoo September 16, 2009

E.t.a 

Estimated time of arrival

If someone asks you for your e.t.a for a party where a reservation is required, and you can't answer such a simple question, then obviously you have a problem.

E.t.a by Uncle Dimma May 29, 2021

P.E.T.A

People Eating Tasty Animals or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Whichever one you want.

F*ck P.E.T.A. I want a steak really bad

P.E.T.A by Pimpette BB May 14, 2006

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011

P.E.T.A. 

People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

some will tell you that it means People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals these people are generally unhappy because they do not eat enough meat and would be in a better mood if they frieking ate a cheeseburger (vegetarians)

Farmer Joe is a member of P.E.T.A. he hunts deer and eats them when he catches them cause they taste really good

P.E.T.A. by mojoitomigilucudy June 10, 2009

P.E.T.A. 

Group of radicals that decide what they eat based on the perceived feelings of the food source.

I just joined P.E.T.A. and now I only eat plants, being miserable until I finally get to die is the only way I roll!

P.E.T.A. by dinsmo July 29, 2012

P.E.T.A. 

Stands for

People
Eat
Tasty
Animals

I'm going to go home and have burgers, P.E.T.A.!

P.E.T.A. by Animal hater123 October 4, 2009