E.J. Weisz
A person, typically from New England, who adores frigid, winter weather about as much as they loathe the heat of summer, and makes a conscious, lucid decision to pack up their life and move it halfway across the globe to Australia.
Given these circumstances and subsequent contrast of opinion, E.J.s appear to make and honor these decisions with relative ease despite a societal expectation toward the absolute contrary. This is likely the result of a "big picture" mindset and an ability to rapidly prioritize, sacrifice, and acquiesce to various environments in a way that most people cannot.
However, in spite of acknowledging their own responsibility and willingness to physically put themselves in such a position, they will go out of their way to loudly express their annoyance or disdain for everything around them, barring the actual reason for their commitment to the decision.
Given these circumstances and subsequent contrast of opinion, E.J.s appear to make and honor these decisions with relative ease despite a societal expectation toward the absolute contrary. This is likely the result of a "big picture" mindset and an ability to rapidly prioritize, sacrifice, and acquiesce to various environments in a way that most people cannot.
However, in spite of acknowledging their own responsibility and willingness to physically put themselves in such a position, they will go out of their way to loudly express their annoyance or disdain for everything around them, barring the actual reason for their commitment to the decision.
"So my job said they'd be willing to offer me a bump in position and nearly double my salary IF I relocate to Alaska by year's end. It's tempting... but I honestly don't know if I could handle being that far away from my family and friends."
"Whoa whoa whoa, wait... Did you just say DOUBLE your salary? Fuck a social life and family, dude! For that kinda money, I'd have damn near turned into E.J. Weisz before the end of the phonecall!"
"Whoa whoa whoa, wait... Did you just say DOUBLE your salary? Fuck a social life and family, dude! For that kinda money, I'd have damn near turned into E.J. Weisz before the end of the phonecall!"
E.J. Weisz by Pseudonix June 11, 2022
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