A retarded dating site where perves (most likely sex offenders) go to find dates. Tests have been done and it shows if you put a swimsuit model as your picture perves around 40 will flock to you.
Typical Chat on E Harmony.
(Internet Chat) Decoy to Match: I am 13
Match: Cool Come meet me at ur house
(Shows up at Decoy House)
Decoy: Come on in, I just have to do my hair.
(Decoy proceeds to door in kitchen covered by curtain)
(Chris Hanson come out of nowhere)
Chris: Why don't you just take a seat right there?
(Match is totally freaking out)
Match: I did not do anything sir!!
Chris: What are you doing here?
Match: Hanging out
Chris: With her? how old is this girl?
Match: eighteen
Chris: It says right here she say " I am thirteen"
Match: Uh..
Chris: Did you sent her this picture of your genitals?
(Shows pic)
Match: (Gets fed up with uncomfortable conversation and walks out)
Chris: Wait come back here.
Police standing nearby: Get down on the ground!!
(Internet Chat) Decoy to Match: I am 13
Match: Cool Come meet me at ur house
(Shows up at Decoy House)
Decoy: Come on in, I just have to do my hair.
(Decoy proceeds to door in kitchen covered by curtain)
(Chris Hanson come out of nowhere)
Chris: Why don't you just take a seat right there?
(Match is totally freaking out)
Match: I did not do anything sir!!
Chris: What are you doing here?
Match: Hanging out
Chris: With her? how old is this girl?
Match: eighteen
Chris: It says right here she say " I am thirteen"
Match: Uh..
Chris: Did you sent her this picture of your genitals?
(Shows pic)
Match: (Gets fed up with uncomfortable conversation and walks out)
Chris: Wait come back here.
Police standing nearby: Get down on the ground!!
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Being E-Harmonied is when you are set up online (or sometimes in real life) by a third party to date someone, usually through a friend. This word can also be used to define how a friend is suggesting people that you should date.
Being E-Harmonied is when you are set up online (or sometimes in real life) by a third party to date someone, usually through a friend. This word can also be used to define how a friend is suggesting people that you should date.
Ex. 1: Stephanie totally E-Harmonied me yesterday, and now I'm stuck going to the movies with one of her lonely friends.
Ex. 2: Why is everyone trying to E-Harmony me? I like being single!
Ex. 2: Why is everyone trying to E-Harmony me? I like being single!
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Get the Eharmony Age mug.A website setup to match people with their "life long soul-mate". eHarmony was set up by evangelical Christian Dr. Neil Clark Warren. Participants are matched with other eHarmony users based on the answers they provide to various personality questions. eHarmony will match you up with other users for free, but to communicate with who you are matched up with you must pay a monthly fee.
Despite the fact that eHarmony is the biggest online dating service available, it is not uncommon not to be matched up with anyone. Many people get the following message:
"eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants to fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.
We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.
Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.
You can still receive your free Personality Profile by clicking here."
Rumor has it that you are MUCH less likely to be matched up with someone if you pick something other than 'Christian' as your relgion. eHarmony does not provide matches for gays.
Despite the fact that eHarmony is the biggest online dating service available, it is not uncommon not to be matched up with anyone. Many people get the following message:
"eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants to fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.
We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.
Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.
You can still receive your free Personality Profile by clicking here."
Rumor has it that you are MUCH less likely to be matched up with someone if you pick something other than 'Christian' as your relgion. eHarmony does not provide matches for gays.
Happy user: "I found this babe on eHarmony, we've been talking on the phone for months and I think we're going to get married."
Sad user: "Fuck eHarmony. I spent two hours creating my profile and it didn't match me up with anyone. It's a fucking religiously intolerant right wing piece of shit."
Sad user: "Fuck eHarmony. I spent two hours creating my profile and it didn't match me up with anyone. It's a fucking religiously intolerant right wing piece of shit."
by Gibberling February 15, 2006
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