E tarded 

(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.

Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?

E tarded by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006

E tarded 

Being fucked up on ectasy

"Man i was e tarded that night"

E tarded by Lilibuggs May 18, 2006

E-Tarded 

The way of acting and the feeling after use of the drug Ecstasy.

Man, Poofy was soo E-Tarded today.

E-Tarded by Mellissa What? January 11, 2007

e-tarded 

The is the side effects the day after taking exctacy. Much like a hang over. You can't fully function. You may drop or forget thing you normally wouldn't.

Person 1: Eh did you go to Molly's party last night?

Person 2: Yea. I thizzed so hard! Man I was rollin balls. I'm "e-tarded" today.

e-tarded by VelvNigga. November 17, 2009

E-tarded 

The mental state of the next day after the use of MDMA (ecstasy). Often the feeling of depression, depleted, headache, mental confusion, loss of short term memory, fatigued.

I rolled hellla hard last night I feel pre e-tarded today...

E-tarded by Mixmasterbrad July 18, 2009

e-tarded 

e-tarded, (Internet slang), adj.

1. The act of believing falsehoods read on the Internet as the truth, even when presented incontrovertible scientific facts to counter said beliefs. Typically used by progressives and liberals to describe those of conservative and/or conservative christian ideologies on issues of science and politics.

Origins unknown but now being more widely used. Most likely a modern Internet chat variant of etard.

That guy is so e-tarded, he thinks global climate change is a liberal conspiracy to take his SUV away.

e-tarded by zenbeer March 11, 2007

e-tarded 

A computer user who is completely e-mail illiterate!

I told him to forward the email to me, but he was completely e-tarded!

e-tarded by Joel S. February 7, 2006