noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.
1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!
by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010
by scrollocked April 6, 2009
by plasmacobalt June 23, 2009
polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
by Jake February 1, 2004
One's childhood family home, which one visits as an adult to revive and relive all the unresolved family issues.
I'll be spending the holidays back in Dysfunction Junction.
by Ungrateful Son November 27, 2009
A made up word that you tell your friends is the answer to any Biology question. If your friends are dumb enough they will answer the question with that answer, in turn making the teacher think they are completely retarded
Mehow - "Hey Steve whats the answer to #11"
Steve - "Its Lysosomal Dysfunctation"
Mehow - "Thanks man"
Steve - "Its Lysosomal Dysfunctation"
Mehow - "Thanks man"
by stevedub January 21, 2009
by Art.Vandelay September 24, 2012