Dwarf Dump

1. verb. To shit on a dwarf (aka little person), usually as a sexual act (similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only with a little person).
2. noun. A tiny circular turd left behind by a dwarf (little person), rumored in some cultures to possess magical powers.

1. The midgets were offended when he asked if they'd participate in a dwarf dump orgy.
2. Johnny found a dwarf dump in the backyard this morning, it must be his lucky day.