Van Duys

When attempting to secure a young woman to spend the night with from a party or bar and it seems that she is willing and able to return to your apartment for possible intercourse, to then fuck up at the very last moment in a way that deters your companion from wishing to accompany you anywhere.

Dude, don't let me drink too much tonight, I've got my sights on Bethany and I don't want to Van Duys this.

Van Duys by Somonewhocares October 24, 2011

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Duys

A Dutch last name.

That kid Duys is a real homie.

Duys by poopypoopy_3--8 May 30, 2018

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Kaylee Duyssen

the most gorgeous girl on the earth, not even close to being debatable. and also very nice and an amazing friend that is always there for you no matter what <3

Everyone wants to grow up and be like kaylee duyssen.

Kaylee Duyssen by Alyssa Booth August 22, 2022

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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