Dutchmans hobble Share definition Flag The act of hobbling to get toilet paper after a gut busting, ass dirtying shit. I dropped a shit then realized I was out of TP. I had to do the Dutchmans Hobble all the way to the closet. Dutchmans hobble by Horn521 June 16, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Dutchmans hobble mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch