DutchMastur

When one farts under covers and covers him/her self under (like a dutch oven) and than proceeds to masturbate. Hence, Dutch from Dutch Oven and Mastur from Masturbate.

I could not fall asleep so I gave myself a dutchmastur to relief myself and fall into a deep sleep.

DutchMastur by B Mack April 1, 2009

dutchmaster 

A Man (or Woman) who is incredibly skilled in the art of Rollin up dutches. It takes many Dutches rolled to perfection to achieve this rank. One cannot proclaim themselves the "Dutchmaster", it needs to be given to you by your peers and fellow potheads. Consider this the highest honor that can be bestowed upon a pothead.

If you think you are good enough, join my myspace group "the Dutches".

Join my myspace group "The Dutches" and I am an example. My name.....Sir JOey Mc-D......The Dutchmaster

dutchmaster by Joey Da Boots August 16, 2006

A DutchMasters XXL 

An EXTREMELY fat blunt rolled by experienced pot smokers. These will be rolled with no other but a XL Dutchmasters blunt. This blunt cannot be filled with anything less but an 8th of the dankest of all dank piff.

Kevin- "Dude No WAYY!! That is the biggest L i have ever seen!"
Vinny-"L is an understatement, this is A DutchMasters XXL

A DutchMasters XXL by OnlyPiffOrSour August 24, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008